the return...

So I don't (do not was on here first but i realized i don't got to be grammatically correct to write on this shit) write on this that much, but I think I should. I have alot on my mind, and I feel like I should be sharing. Maybe its not that important, but at the time of publication (which means, im drunk!), it is! SO LISTEN!!

I just got back from Patty's Birthday party, and it was the bomb! I had me a bunch of Betancourt (Haitian rum) and coke, as well as mimosas. FUCKING AWESOME! And some good Haitian food.

Moving on, as female-like/gay as this sounds, I broke a NAIL!!!! I was trying to be all macho (ironic isn't it) and open a canister used to heat food (the ones used for heating catered food). I was like "Oh the girls can open that with their nails! Pssshh! I'm a guy, I can do it!" So, I go for it, and im giving it my all, and I break a nail (3 actually)! I was like, damn it Michael, you suck! So I give up, and give it back to the girls, just to find out they actually used a knife to open it. I was relieved! It wasn't me, it was the can! :-D

So that was a long story about nothing. Just felt like sharing that. So this marks the beginning of a new era of posts! Im gonna change the world!!!! lol... yeah right! I hope you all have fun reading all the crap I think im gonna start posting on this!